JD Vance Catch-all

  • Thread starter Thread starter nycfan
  • Start date Start date
  • Replies: 957
  • Views: 32K
  • Politics 
First thing that I said to my wife this morning was that there should be an investigation into Vance's visit and the Pope's sudden death hours later. I was kidding, sort of, but the above meme portrays my thoughts exactly, lol
 
Meeting JD Vance even made the Pope give up on the world.
I prefer to think about it like this:

God: Francis, your time on Earth is up now
Francis: But I've got JD Vance coming in tomorrow. Please give me one last day to tell him off, one more time.
God: Sounds good.
Francis: [meets with JD Vance, rips him a new one] My work on Earth is done, Holy Father. I am ready.
God: Seeing as how you will be rapping on the door momentarily, I'll tell you a little secret: I tried as hard as I could to convince him to convert to Hinduism. Even thought about taking away free will for a while.
 
I prefer to think about it like this:

God: Francis, your time on Earth is up now
Francis: But I've got JD Vance coming in tomorrow. Please give me one last day to tell him off, one more time.
God: Sounds good.
Francis: [meets with JD Vance, rips him a new one] My work on Earth is done, Holy Father. I am ready.
God: Seeing as how you will be rapping on the door momentarily, I'll tell you a little secret: I tried as hard as I could to convince him to convert to Hinduism. Even thought about taking away free will for a while.
Wait, Peter Thiel is God???
 
You can't make it up. He didn't realize the two sections are not fastened together. lol
Why the fuck is he even touching the trophy?

I hope they bring the Stanley Cup winners to the White House and Vance picks up Lord Stanley’s Cup.
 
Back
Top