JD Vance Catch-all

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I read that the Chinese government allowed a video of Vance calling their factory workers peasants to go viral.

One person commented: did you say thank you? Mr. Vance.
 

JD Vance has been snubbed by Pope Francis during his visit to the Vatican this weekend - amid a remarkable papal rebuke of the Trump administration's crackdown on migrants.

Vance, a Catholic convert, instead met with the Vatican secretary of state, Cardinal Pietro Parolin, and the foreign minister, Archbishop Peter Gallagher, on Saturday.

There was speculation Vance might also briefly greet Pope Francis, who has begun resuming some official duties during his recovery from pneumonia - but the pair are yet to see each other.

The Holy See issued a statement after Vance's meeting with the Vatican's number two official, reaffirming good relations but noting 'an exchange of opinions' over international conflicts, migrants and prisoners.

Vance has been spending Easter weekend in Rome with his family and attended Good Friday services in St Peter's Basilica on Friday after meeting with Italian Premier Giorgia Meloni.

Francis and Vance have tangled sharply over migration and the Trump administration's plans to deport migrants en masse.
 
First thing that I said to my wife this morning was that there should be an investigation into Vance's visit and the Pope's sudden death hours later. I was kidding, sort of, but the above meme portrays my thoughts exactly, lol
 
Meeting JD Vance even made the Pope give up on the world.
I prefer to think about it like this:

God: Francis, your time on Earth is up now
Francis: But I've got JD Vance coming in tomorrow. Please give me one last day to tell him off, one more time.
God: Sounds good.
Francis: [meets with JD Vance, rips him a new one] My work on Earth is done, Holy Father. I am ready.
God: Seeing as how you will be rapping on the door momentarily, I'll tell you a little secret: I tried as hard as I could to convince him to convert to Hinduism. Even thought about taking away free will for a while.
 
I prefer to think about it like this:

God: Francis, your time on Earth is up now
Francis: But I've got JD Vance coming in tomorrow. Please give me one last day to tell him off, one more time.
God: Sounds good.
Francis: [meets with JD Vance, rips him a new one] My work on Earth is done, Holy Father. I am ready.
God: Seeing as how you will be rapping on the door momentarily, I'll tell you a little secret: I tried as hard as I could to convince him to convert to Hinduism. Even thought about taking away free will for a while.
Wait, Peter Thiel is God???
 
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