JD Vance Catch-all
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UNCBAdookJD
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Meeting JD Vance even made the Pope give up on the world.
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JCTarheel82
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I prefer to think about it like this:
God: Francis, your time on Earth is up now
Francis: But I've got JD Vance coming in tomorrow. Please give me one last day to tell him off, one more time.
God: Sounds good.
Francis: [meets with JD Vance, rips him a new one] My work on Earth is done, Holy Father. I am ready.
God: Seeing as how you will be rapping on the door momentarily, I'll tell you a little secret: I tried as hard as I could to convince him to convert to Hinduism. Even thought about taking away free will for a while.
lawtig02
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Wait, Peter Thiel is God???
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Don't get the reference. Trying to embellish God's efforts but maybe I should cut that line.
lawtig02
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Just saying it was Thiel who appears to have turned Vance into a zombie. And is now making bank from those efforts.
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Peter Thiel also doesn’t believe in free will.
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Duke Mu
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You can't make it up. He didn't realize the two sections are not fastened together. lol
Why the fuck is he even touching the trophy?
I hope they bring the Stanley Cup winners to the White House and Vance picks up Lord Stanley’s Cup.
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I wonder what name Vance is going to switch to when St. Donald of Mar-a-Lago throws him overboard in the run-up to the 2028 elections?
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Now, why would they want to slim ole JD up?
www.yahoo.com
Vice President JD Vance’s waistline may have gotten a digital nip and tuck courtesy of the GOP.
To mark his 41st birthday on Saturday, the party’s official X account posted a photo of Vance overlaid with the message: “Happy Birthday Vice President J.D. Vance.”
But internet sleuths quickly zeroed in on a number of oddities in the image they claim proves that the vice president had been retouched.
Vance’s thumb appears to be cut off, while the stars on the flag behind him—particularly around his head—look strangely distorted and blurred. His right triceps seem almost to vanish, blending into a misshapen arm that doesn’t quite align with the rest of his physique.
And compared to the original image, which was taken on Inauguration Day in January as Vance arrived to take the oath of office at the Capitol, the space between his waist and right arm appears widened—possibly to make his torso look slimmer.
GOP Accused of Photoshopping JD Vance’s Birthday Picture
GOP Accused of Photoshopping JD Vance’s Birthday Picture
Vice President JD Vance’s waistline may have gotten a digital nip and tuck courtesy of the GOP. To mark his 41st birthday on Saturday, the party’s official X account posted a photo of Vance overlaid with the message: “Happy Birthday Vice President J.D. Vance.” But internet sleuths quickly zeroed...
Vice President JD Vance’s waistline may have gotten a digital nip and tuck courtesy of the GOP.
To mark his 41st birthday on Saturday, the party’s official X account posted a photo of Vance overlaid with the message: “Happy Birthday Vice President J.D. Vance.”
But internet sleuths quickly zeroed in on a number of oddities in the image they claim proves that the vice president had been retouched.
Vance’s thumb appears to be cut off, while the stars on the flag behind him—particularly around his head—look strangely distorted and blurred. His right triceps seem almost to vanish, blending into a misshapen arm that doesn’t quite align with the rest of his physique.
And compared to the original image, which was taken on Inauguration Day in January as Vance arrived to take the oath of office at the Capitol, the space between his waist and right arm appears widened—possibly to make his torso look slimmer.
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If that was a slimming effort, the artist should be fired. And JD needs to size up his suit jacket to avoid the button strain and related bulge (TBF to JD, modern suit cuts are not kind to anyone who isn’t at least actor thin).Now, why would they want to slim ole JD up?
GOP Accused of Photoshopping JD Vance’s Birthday Picture
GOP Accused of Photoshopping JD Vance’s Birthday Picture
Vice President JD Vance’s waistline may have gotten a digital nip and tuck courtesy of the GOP. To mark his 41st birthday on Saturday, the party’s official X account posted a photo of Vance overlaid with the message: “Happy Birthday Vice President J.D. Vance.” But internet sleuths quickly zeroed...
Vice President JD Vance’s waistline may have gotten a digital nip and tuck courtesy of the GOP.
To mark his 41st birthday on Saturday, the party’s official X account posted a photo of Vance overlaid with the message: “Happy Birthday Vice President J.D. Vance.”
But internet sleuths quickly zeroed in on a number of oddities in the image they claim proves that the vice president had been retouched.
Vance’s thumb appears to be cut off, while the stars on the flag behind him—particularly around his head—look strangely distorted and blurred. His right triceps seem almost to vanish, blending into a misshapen arm that doesn’t quite align with the rest of his physique.
And compared to the original image, which was taken on Inauguration Day in January as Vance arrived to take the oath of office at the Capitol, the space between his waist and right arm appears widened—possibly to make his torso look slimmer.