JD Vance Catch-all

[Zoo_View]

You can't make it up. He didn't realize the two sections are not fastened together. lol

Why the fuck is he even touching the trophy?

I hope they bring the Stanley Cup winners to the White House and Vance picks up Lord Stanley’s Cup.

 

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He’s on an historic run

 

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He’s on an historic run

 

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He’s on an historic run

I wonder what name Vance is going to switch to when St. Donald of Mar-a-Lago throws him overboard in the run-up to the 2028 elections?

 

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[milom98]

Now, why would they want to slim ole JD up?

GOP Accused of Photoshopping JD Vance’s Birthday Picture​

GOP Accused of Photoshopping JD Vance’s Birthday Picture

Vice President JD Vance’s waistline may have gotten a digital nip and tuck courtesy of the GOP. To mark his 41st birthday on Saturday, the party’s official X account posted a photo of Vance overlaid with the message: “Happy Birthday Vice President J.D. Vance.” But internet sleuths quickly zeroed...

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Vice President JD Vance’s waistline may have gotten a digital nip and tuck courtesy of the GOP.

To mark his 41st birthday on Saturday, the party’s official X account posted a photo of Vance overlaid with the message: “Happy Birthday Vice President J.D. Vance.”

But internet sleuths quickly zeroed in on a number of oddities in the image they claim proves that the vice president had been retouched.

Vance’s thumb appears to be cut off, while the stars on the flag behind him—particularly around his head—look strangely distorted and blurred. His right triceps seem almost to vanish, blending into a misshapen arm that doesn’t quite align with the rest of his physique.

And compared to the original image, which was taken on Inauguration Day in January as Vance arrived to take the oath of office at the Capitol, the space between his waist and right arm appears widened—possibly to make his torso look slimmer.

 

[nycfan]

Now, why would they want to slim ole JD up?

GOP Accused of Photoshopping JD Vance’s Birthday Picture​

GOP Accused of Photoshopping JD Vance’s Birthday Picture

Vice President JD Vance’s waistline may have gotten a digital nip and tuck courtesy of the GOP. To mark his 41st birthday on Saturday, the party’s official X account posted a photo of Vance overlaid with the message: “Happy Birthday Vice President J.D. Vance.” But internet sleuths quickly zeroed...

www.yahoo.com

Vice President JD Vance’s waistline may have gotten a digital nip and tuck courtesy of the GOP.

To mark his 41st birthday on Saturday, the party’s official X account posted a photo of Vance overlaid with the message: “Happy Birthday Vice President J.D. Vance.”

But internet sleuths quickly zeroed in on a number of oddities in the image they claim proves that the vice president had been retouched.

Vance’s thumb appears to be cut off, while the stars on the flag behind him—particularly around his head—look strangely distorted and blurred. His right triceps seem almost to vanish, blending into a misshapen arm that doesn’t quite align with the rest of his physique.

And compared to the original image, which was taken on Inauguration Day in January as Vance arrived to take the oath of office at the Capitol, the space between his waist and right arm appears widened—possibly to make his torso look slimmer.

If that was a slimming effort, the artist should be fired. And JD needs to size up his suit jacket to avoid the button strain and related bulge (TBF to JD, modern suit cuts are not kind to anyone who isn’t at least actor thin).

 

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If that was a slimming effort, the artist should be fired. And JD needs to size up his suit jacket to avoid the button strain and related bulge (TBF to JD, modern suit cuts are not kind to anyone who isn’t at least actor thin).

Well, if JD really wants to look slim, he needs to wear longer ties. Just look at how slimming longer ties are for St. Donald of Mar-a-Lago.

 

[milom98]

If that was a slimming effort, the artist should be fired. And JD needs to size up his suit jacket to avoid the button strain and related bulge (TBF to JD, modern suit cuts are not kind to anyone who isn’t at least actor thin).

Yeah, that was a pretty poor job. Probably hard to do much without it being really noticeable because of the poor fitting suit.

 

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(TBF to JD, modern suit cuts are not kind to anyone who isn’t at least actor thin).

To be fair, JD and every national politician out there should have tailored suits.

 

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JD Vance’s team had water level of Ohio river raised for family’s boating trip

Exclusive: Incident raises questions of exploitation of public services, but Secret Service says it was requested for ‘safe navigation’

www.theguardian.com

 

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JD Vance’s team had water level of Ohio river raised for family’s boating trip

Exclusive: Incident raises questions of exploitation of public services, but Secret Service says it was requested for ‘safe navigation’

www.theguardian.com

hopefully they let JD Vance come up with the Epstein defense

 

[CFordUNC]

Hope none of them plan to sit on any of the couches in the VP‘s office for this big top secret meeting tonight.

 

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Staff Mutiny Forces Pub to Turn Away JD Vance

The vice president had reportedly attempted to dine at The Bull in Charlbury, Oxfordshire, weeks after the venue hosted Kamala Harris.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[Bobfripp]

Staff Mutiny Forces Pub to Turn Away JD Vance

The vice president had reportedly attempted to dine at The Bull in Charlbury, Oxfordshire, weeks after the venue hosted Kamala Harris.

www.thedailybeast.com

And then Karoline found out from Putin & associates that her boss WAS indeed involved with Epstein's pedophile ring, and the pee tapes are real ...

MSNBC Host: Karoline Leavitt Looked ‘Ashen’ After Putin Meet

Antonia Hylton cited reporting from the summit that suggested Karoline Leavitt looked frightened after meeting with Putin.

www.thedailybeast.com