Mark Sanchez stabbed in Indy

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nrsair said:
I’m having difficulty coming up with a fantasy football team name inspired by this incident. Mark the Knife? St. Sanchez of the Knife? Directed by M. Knife Sanchez?

Help me, ZZL.
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Knife Guy Mark
 
Here’s a question. It’s pretty safe to assume he was obviously inebriated. Possibly if not likely with the aid of some pharmaceutical enhancers. But, had he not stabbed anyone and instead made it back to his hotel room would he have shown up to broadcast the game the next day on time? Would it be noticeable he was hungover if so?

I’m a bit older than Mark but if I were as intoxicated after midnight as I presume he was, I’d have been metaphorically dead the next day. I couldn’t imagine having to be on air broadcasting a game for 3+ hours.
 
Sheetsfaced said:
I’m a bit older than Mark but if I were as intoxicated after midnight as I presume he was, I’d have been metaphorically dead the next day. I couldn’t imagine having to be on air broadcasting a game for 3+ hours.
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While this all went down on Saturday morning, it was just after midnight Friday. He'd have had 30 or so hours to recover.
 
Sheetsfaced said:
Here’s a question. It’s pretty safe to assume he was obviously inebriated. Possibly if not likely with the aid of some pharmaceutical enhancers. But, had he not stabbed anyone and instead made it back to his hotel room would he have shown up to broadcast the game the next day on time? Would it be noticeable he was hungover if so?

I’m a bit older than Mark but if I were as intoxicated after midnight as I presume he was, I’d have been metaphorically dead the next day. I couldn’t imagine having to be on air broadcasting a game for 3+ hours.
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With your user name? You should be ashamed of yourself! At 38 I could still party with the best of them and fake it till I make it the next day.
 
Three sheets to the wind sprints?
Mark the Knifed?
Drunk ICE tryouts?
Indianapolis 5 hundred-yard-dashes?
Release the Epstein Files?
The Longest Yard 3.0?
Indianapolis Cuts?

I haven't had enough to drink to give this the effort it deserves.
 
nrsair said:
I’m having difficulty coming up with a fantasy football team name inspired by this incident. Mark the Knife? St. Sanchez of the Knife? Directed by M. Knife Sanchez?

Help me, ZZL.
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Marky Mark Sanchez & The Drunken Punch
 
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