Rapture is postponed

[GoHeelsweeeehoooo]

Updated the title because for sure it's happening today..... maybe????

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Dammit, still have to work today.

 

[GoHeelsweeeehoooo]

Dammit, still have to work today.

You probably should have skipped since the world is ending for sure today

 

[pspsps]

 

[ChapelHillSooner]

Half my coworkers didn’t show up for our meeting this morning.

Just sayin’.

 

[SnoopRob]

Half my coworkers didn’t show up for our meeting this morning.

Just sayin’.

Yeah, but which half…the holy half or the hungover half?

 

[OGtruthhurts]

Yeah, but which half…the holy half or the hungover half?

whats the difference?

 

[nycfan]

 

[GoHeelsweeeehoooo]

Looks like a false alarm everyone - I'm sure it was an honest mistake

 

[Zoo_View]

Maybe the good reverend meant October or November or September 2026 or 2027 or 2072?

 

[Carolina Fever]

 

[tarheelbillie]

Best thing would be if we all disappeared and allowed this beautiful planet a long overdue period of rejuvenation. Can you imagine earth after another 100 years with us vs a million years without us. Then…who would behold the beauty?

 

[heelinhell]

Best thing would be if we all disappeared and allowed this beautiful planet a long overdue period of rejuvenation. Can you imagine earth after another 100 years with us vs a million years without us. Then…who would behold the beauty?

cockroaches and Cher ?

 

[SmilingJack]

If I knew where and when I was going to be when it raptures... I'd be 100 miles from there that day!

Appointment in Samara!

 

[SnoopRob]

This is disappointing.

Oh well, at least I’ll get good use out of the new underwear I bought for the occasion.

 

[fourheels]

cockroaches and Cher ?

And Keith Richards

 

[heelinhell]

I'm guessing it was the comedian George Wallace...a very funny guy. I had the pleasure to see him perform at the Thunderbird in Vegas a night after after checking off an item on my bucket list watching Wayne Newton perform.

Jesus said 2 thousand years ago that the Son of Man would come down from the clouds and a new kingdom would be established on earth before his disciples kicked the bucket. ( Matthew 16:28 )

Then you had the revisionists like John who said don't worry that the Son of Man has not returned.

Remember that Jesus really meant that you should not count on it happening in a certain period of time.

It could happen anytime...100 AD, 1000 AD, 1860,1960,1970,1980, 2025, 2030,2080, 2121...

 

[aGDevil2k]

Sure feels like we are enduring some tribulation this year

 

[nycfan]

Sure feels like we are enduring some tribulation this year

 

[mynameisbond]

So, when is the next Rapture scheduled to happen? Does anyone know?