Stock Market/Investing/Fin Planning Catch-All

[heelinhell]

So we enjoyed Good Friday, so named because Trump could not continue to tank the market ( stock market was closed ), but now it is Monday and the futures suggest today will bring more tanking ...

 

[heelinhell]

Dow down 580 points
S&P down 87 points
NASDAQ down 360 points

We need a Good Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday

 

[NOVAHEEL13]

I stopped looking at my investments. No need to add to my anxiety

 

[heelinhell]

I stopped looking at my investments. No need to add to my anxiety

I understand. My best buddy stopped watching weeks ago

spoiler alert...

Dow down 763 points
S&P down 114 points
NASDAQ down 372 points

 

[Kraftyheel89]

PCOXX. No cost, no fees, totally liquid. You're welcome. GDX also not bad here, or RING if you want to take further advantage of Trump destroying the U.S. Dollar.

Only if already on sidelines, or just came into cash or in bonds bigly. Otherwise, don't try market timing.

 

[MOUNTAINH33L]

something something 4-D chess.

 

[heelinhell]

Even though I'm 60% in cash and 40% in stodgy widow and orphan stocks I'm being taken to the cleaners today

I have heard that investors were jumping out of office windows and committing suicide on Black Tuesday in 1929. I'm not ready to commit suicide yet , but I really really need HeelYeah to come here and reassure me all is well !

 

[1moretimeagain]

Trump stock and treasury markets so bad that Bitcoin is considered a safe harbor.

 

[heelinhell]

heading into the final hour today...

Dow down 1200
S&P down 167
NASDAQ down 550

I'm a bottom fisher so this market is looking super delicious today, but I have a feeling there is more carnage to come.

I just wish HeelYeah would come here and give me some advice whether to take the plunge or keep my powder dry

 

[Healing]

heading into the final hour today...

Dow down 1200
S&P down 167
NASDAQ down 550

I'm a bottom fisher so this market is looking super delicious today, but I have a feeling there is more carnage to come.

I just wish HeelYeah would come here and give me some advice whether to take the plunge or keep my powder dry

We going to close under 38k? My powder is quite dry, but I’m not looking for gravity propelled knives, yet. Trump is a thieving conman, blatant dipshit, Russian agent, and malignant narcissist, and I want no part of that chaos. Wake me up when he’s sidelined or a fraction of con congressmen decide to do their jobs. I’ll stick with 4-4.5% returns, and if that means missing out of some massive increase, in the short term, I don’t care, because as long as the sociopathic grift mill is running country, we’re always staring down the barrel of a loaded gun, and massive market drops.

Accounts up! 0.5% today!

 

[heelinhell]

So my granddaughter is going to be a freshman( freshperson ? )next year and has been looking at colleges with strong ice skating programs ( she is a competitive skater )

The top schools are private or public out of state universities. I have been investing in a 529 plan for her since the day she was born and was on track to cover 100% of the cost of a private college.

After looking at her ending balance yesterday, I called her and asked whether there was a community college nearby with a strong competitive ice skating team

Thanks Trump...oh wait, I mean thanks Biden

 

[CFordUNC]

MAKE AMERICA DEPRESSED AGAIN

 

[OGtruthhurts]

aint seen nothing yet, ladies

 

[heelinhell]

aint seen nothing yet, ladies

begs for a BTO music video

 

[Healing]

Big early AM bounce, let’s see if this skittish market can hold it.

 

[mynameisbond]

Tank the market and threaten to fire the Fed chair for being an independent watchdog. That's some brilliant economic maneuvering right there.
Stubborn and stupid is not a good combination for a leader.

 

[heelinhell]

Big early AM bounce, let’s see if this skittish market can hold it.

Big early AM bounce, let’s see if this skittish market can hold it.

dead cat bounce?
relief rally ?
Trump and his insiders know the results of the GDP report coming out next week ?

 

[Kraftyheel89]

Bottom feeders. This happens in volatile markets. It is actually not a good sign. When the actual bad data hits the fan, less dollars for bottom feeders to stop the bigger drops.

 

[heelinhell]

Bottom feeders. This happens in volatile markets. It is actually not a good sign. When the actual bad data hits the fan, less dollars for bottom feeders to stop the bigger drops.

don't be dissin' me man

I have been a contrarian, bottom feeding value investor for decades

That said, I haven't cast my fishing pole into the pond just yet. I'm still waiting to get the signal from HeelYeah

 

[UNCatTech]

Tank the market and threaten to fire the Fed chair for being an independent watchdog. That's some brilliant economic maneuvering right there.
Stubborn and stupid is not a good combination for a leader.

Thinks like the grifter he is. He wants those low iteration rates and low stock prices so he can buy the pump everything back up and make some money.