Trump v Elon: Will their battles become legend?

I posted this on the funnies/good vibes thread back in mid February to a resounding thud. Thought it might be the first of a series. The board found it neither funny nor good vibe-ish. I liked the concept. The execution was a bit meh. Regardless, unintentionally prescient.

 
I posted this on the funnies/good vibes thread back in mid February to a resounding thud. Thought it might be the first of a series. The board found it neither funny nor good vibe-ish. I liked the concept. The execution was a bit meh. Regardless, unintentionally prescient.


Not finding it any more witty in June 2025.

Just who in the Democratic Party would have created a D.O.G.E.? Who finds this humorous?
 
Yall know how this is going to play out. Trump and Elon will make up. Elon will come out and say he was just mad and Trump isn’t really on the Epstein files.Then the board MAGA fucks will show up saying they knew King Donald was innocent. Suck it Libs!
 
Hey, Zoo. The thread isn't Witty/Good Vibes. You missed the entire point. Originally, I was going to call it The Leftside Upside Down. The idea is to mirror what Trump/the pubs actually are doing. D.O.G.E. is reality. It's not would Kamala do that. It's more like the can you imagine if Obama/Biden did that. Elon is a reality. Thus Cuban is the counter. BigBalls(?) exists. DeezNuts is the counter. Good governance is not the goal. What an actual President Harris would do is not the point. Feel free not to find that witty or funny or interesting. In fact, I was not looking for affirmation. I did not expect the board to all of the sudden find it hilarious. By the way, I would have considered it a win at the time if you told me it sucked. Just found it interesting given the clusterfuck yesterday included Bannon's call to nationalize SpaceX.

BTW, I did contemplate substituting a D.O.W. (Department Of Woke) headed by Oprah.
 
This is absolutely a sad, embarrassing and ultimately anxious if not scary moment for everyone on the sidelines. Two empowered, emotionally untethered narcissists in an ego fight.
Its sad for our society. Two of the most powerful men acting like petulant playground kids while the rest are cheerleaders for one side or the other while our country is crumbling from the inside out. At least the majority have plenty of pills and booze to cope.
 
Its sad for our society. Two of the most powerful men acting like petulant playground kids while the rest are cheerleaders for one side or the other while our country is crumbling from the inside out. At least the majority have plenty of pills and booze to cope.
It's the people that the republicans wanted in charge. They deserve what they voted for. It's like two hippos helicoptering their tail. Shit's going to go everywhere.

Who needs pills and booze when there's coffee and cannabis?
 
Hey, Zoo. The thread isn't Witty/Good Vibes. You missed the entire point. Originally, I was going to call it The Leftside Upside Down. The idea is to mirror what Trump/the pubs actually are doing. D.O.G.E. is reality. It's not would Kamala do that. It's more like the can you imagine if Obama/Biden did that. Elon is a reality. Thus Cuban is the counter. BigBalls(?) exists. DeezNuts is the counter. Good governance is not the goal. What an actual President Harris would do is not the point. Feel free not to find that witty or funny or interesting. In fact, I was not looking for affirmation. I did not expect the board to all of the sudden find it hilarious. By the way, I would have considered it a win at the time if you told me it sucked. Just found it interesting given the clusterfuck yesterday included Bannon's call to nationalize SpaceX.

BTW, I did contemplate substituting a D.O.W. (Department Of Woke) headed by Oprah.
You know the old line that goes if you have to explain the joke, it’s not a funny joke?

You wrote PARAGRAPHS trying to explain why it’s funny.
 
It’s sad for our society. Two of the most powerful men acting like petulant playground kids while the rest are cheerleaders for one side or the other while our country is crumbling from the inside out. At least the majority have plenty of pills and booze to cope.
The majority don’t side with Trump or Musk. They also aren’t boozing and drugging to cope.
 
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No I did not. I wrote paragraphs explaining how you missed the point. Own your stupidity and I'll own my lack of wit and we can rejoice as brothers in arms once again.

ETA - You may well have inspired me to revive The Leftside Up. Although, probably not. I can't spare the wit required.
 
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Brought up the Elon/Trump beef with my father last night. My father is a big Trump guy. His response was, "this is probably just more 4D chess by Trump, I bet you it is a planned fight." I don't believe that, but I 100% believe that once Elon and Trump inevitably make up that will be the story pushed to MAGA and they will gulp it up hook, line, and sinker.
 
You keep telling yourself that enough times and you will start to believe it
I don't believe I've ever interacted with you, but your kind is worse than the worst MAGA scum out there. You've existed throughout history and enabled great atrocities. Trump couldn't heap enough shit on you to satisfy me. I'd like to see him try, though.
 
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