UNC Football Catch-All Thread | UNC bowl eligible

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I'm not sure what Carolina fans expect. We're 3-0, it's a mild, non-holiday weekend and there aren't 10K people in the stands. I would assume half of those are students. Yet somehow some fans expect us to be Georgia or Alabama. SMH...
 
I hope UNc gets destroyed from hear on out. Whatever it takes to get rid of placeholder Fat BrownZ. And they score a td right there. Fuck you Mack.
 
45 point with seven minutes left in the second quarter. Far ass is driving this program right into the dirt. UNC will be the laughingstock of the country after this game. Way to go Mack. Somebody give him a fan the players participation trophies!!!
 
Over/under on this game was 48. JMU just scored their 46th point. With over 7 minutes left. In the second quarter...
 
Mack after the game: "JMU is a very talented squad, those Dukes are tough! We'll look at the tape and see if any changes need to be made to our defense, special teams, pretty much every facet of our game. I'd like to congra...<dozes off>zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz<wakes up> What was I saying? Oh, yeah, Duke is a good team, I knew we would have trouble. Wait, we were playing somebody called the Dukes? I guess when I dozed off there I must have forgot. Well, we'll make some meaningless efforts to improve this week while I play golf and take afternoon naps in my office. See you guys next week against - who are we playing? - oh, yeah, Duke. Wait, didn't we just play them today? I really gotta go and take my nap."
 
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