You really need to get some help, man. I like talking shit to you but it's starting to feel like I'm punching down.
Let me take off my shit-talking glasses for a second and ask you a sincere, genuine question: what on earth does it matter to you and why are you so deeply obsessed with it? How does it affect you in any way, shape, or form? I genuinely want to understand why you have such an enormous hard-on for me in particular.
I'd reckon I've voted for far more Republicans in my 16 years of voting than you've voted for Democrats in your entire life. I don't care if you think that's true or if you don't. Doesn't matter to me. You have a very, very weird fixation on the fact that I am very outspoken in my hatred for Donald Trump and the current iteration of the Republican Party, yet I still consider myself to be overall conservative ideologically. Why is that so hard for you to wrap that tiny little mind around? Do you think KraftyHeel is lying when he says he's conservative but hates Trump? Do you think Lawtig is lying when he says he's conservative and hates Trump?
This will come as a huge shock to you, I know, but you don't have a monopoly on conservatism, nor do you have a monopoly on who gets to consider themselves conservative and who doesn't. You think that blindly voting down party line makes you a conservative; I think that it makes you a cockgobbling red sheep. I think that putting my principles and my country over party makes me conservative; you think it makes me some radical jihadist leftist extremist. Whatever, to each of us our own. The difference is, I don't run around this board chasing you begging for your attention and affirmation the way you beg for mine. If that's how you want to conduct yourself, I won't stop you, but I'm damn sure going to do my best to make sure it's as humiliating of an experience as possible for you.