Were it not for the fact that I hate that my beloved alma mater and our football program from which I proudly hold varsity letters are being made national laughingstocks, I'd be a lot more amused that Bill Belichick is so completely broken by the fact that nobody in the NFL would give him the time of day anymore that he has become the complete 180-degree antithesis of what made him such a good coach for more than 20 years and it is completely destroying his legacy in real time right before our eyes. It's essentially parody at this point that Mr. "Grumpy Hardass No Nonsense All Business All The Time Keep The Main Thing The Main Thing Do Your Fucking Job With No Distractions Ever" has become so p***y-whipped by some 24-year-old strange that he can't function.
Unfortunately, as UNC alums and fans, we're all going to suffer for this dude's three quarter life crisis AND it's going to cost us $50M+ for the privilege of doing so.