Is Trump dead?

[nycfan]

I guess more people are taking this more seriously than I am / I assumed. I am definitely on the satire / shits and giggles side of this.

 

[Geisterfahrer]

I guess more people are taking this more seriously than I am / I assumed. I am definitely on the satire / shits and giggles side of this.

Whatever gets the clicks. Nothing pulls eyeballs like a death watch.

 

[nycfan]

Whatever gets the clicks. Nothing pulls eyeballs like a death watch.

This is where the fun lies. But I guess a lot of folks can’t resist even a mocking conspiracy …

 

[OGtruthhurts]

The obsession lately with his hands is as so dumb. He’s 80 and probably takes blood thinners. He can get bruised by a stiff wind.
My FIL is 75 and in great shape but he’s been on blood thinners for years. His arms always look like theyve been beaten with a bat.

thats our stupid mind controlled political sheep system. biden was a fucking vegetable for a couple yrs as prez. hope i have halfthe get up and go trump has at his age

 

[Geisterfahrer]

There’s always a tweet.

 

[theel4life]

Whether

thats our stupid mind controlled political sheep system. biden was a fucking vegetable for a couple yrs as prez. hope i have halfthe get up and go trump has at his age

Biden was a thousand times better president than Trump. Trump is a fat idiotic piece of shit.

 

[Peppers49]

thats our stupid mind controlled political sheep system. biden was a fucking vegetable for a couple yrs as prez. hope i have halfthe get up and go trump has at his age

Trump is a grotesque fatass that can’t speak in complete sentences.

That probably describes you at your current age anyway though, so I guess it makes sense that you would strive for that in old age too.

 

[Mulberry Heel]

This is where the fun lies. But I guess a lot of folks can’t resist even a mocking conspiracy …

Hypocrisy, thy name is Trumper Republican.

 

[Molotov Mocktail]

the guy is old as fuck i dont understand the giddiness over his appearance. thats our fucked up society to a t tho

“Old as fuck” is relative. Take a 12 year old girl for example. She would think a 30 year old man is “old as fuck”. Now imagine that “old as fuck” 30 year old wants to marry that 12 year old girl… Fucking gross, right?

 

[wmheel1287]

thats our stupid mind controlled political sheep system. biden was a fucking vegetable for a couple yrs as prez. hope i have halfthe get up and go trump has at his age

Lol, and just like that, the whole "both sides are equally bad" farce falls away and the true Trumper shines through.

 

[Rock]

I’m also fairly confident that even including when he got Covid and nearly died, Trump has never gone seven days without speaking to the press across both terms.

 

[Healing]

I’m also fairly confident that even including when he got Covid and nearly died, Trump has never gone seven days without speaking to the press across both terms.

Hell, they staged a meeting in the Walter Reed presidential suite.

 

[Kingpin]

CNN right now is reporting Trump is on the golf course.

 

[theel4life]

“Old as fuck” is relative. Take a 12 year old girl for example. She would think a 30 year old man is “old as fuck”. Now imagine that “old as fuck” 30 year old wants to marry that 12 year old girl… Fucking gross, right?

 

[theel4life]

I’m also fairly confident that even including when he got Covid and nearly died, Trump has never gone seven days without speaking to the press across both terms.

 

[theel4life]

CNN right now is reporting Trump is on the golf course.

 

[Centerpiece]

This is nothing but another ruse to take minds off of Epstein and the gazillion other things like who really is paying for tariffs, the debacle in Alaska with Putin, etc. etc.

 

[CFordUNC]

What if Putin poisoned him in the back of the Beast two weeks ago, and then told Trump he did it, and that's why all of those admin staffers came out of the meeting looking like they'd seen a ghost? That has been Putin and the KGB's M.O. for years- slow-acting poisons.

(Obviously extraordinarily unlikely, but still. Okay, okay, let me loosen up my tinfoil hat now...)

 

[Bobfripp]

I dunno. Trump still looks entirely too healthy to me.

 

[finesse]

What if Putin poisoned him in the back of the Beast two weeks ago, and then told Trump he did it, and that's why all of those admin staffers came out of the meeting looking like they'd seen a ghost? That has been Putin and the KGB's M.O. for years- slow-acting poisons.

(Obviously extraordinarily unlikely, but still. Okay, okay, let me loosen up my tinfoil hat now...)

Maybe try using superglue instead of drywall screws to hold it on.