Rapture is scheduled for tomorrow

[aGDevil2k]

no worries...

The Rapture has been cancelled and rescheduled over and over for two thousand years. If you are not ready, just wait another 100 years or so.

You cant keep people in line otherwise.

If you told people "jesus is coming, but long after you are dead" there would be many more gay people and trans people. More drugs too.

 

[tarheelbillie]

According to the NY Post story, Jesus told some pastor he was coming back on the 23rd of September....or maybe the 24th of September.

Pastor says vision told him Jesus will return to Earth this month

One pastor’s viral vision has believers walking on water in anticipation.

nypost.com

Is there a reason Jesus always looks like an Irishman?

 

[Zoo_View]

Is there a reason Jesus always looks like an Irishman?

He’s a great storyteller?

He turned water into wine?

 

[1moretimeagain]

 

[altmin]

 

[GeeWhy]

If I knew where and when I was going to be when it raptures... I'd be 100 miles from there that day!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I'm bringing those little barbecue weenies.

 

[Geisterfahrer]

 

[nycfan]

 

[WaynetheDrain]

Everyone still here? Check in on this thread if you didn't make the cut.

 

[sringwal]

 

[heelinhell]

Everyone still here? Check in on this thread if you didn't make the cut.

I'm still here and as an atheist, I stand ready to suffer the Great Tribulation.

 

[mpaer]

Everyone still here? Check in on this thread if you didn't make the cut.

I am having breakfast with Coach Smith right now

 

[heelinhell]

You cant keep people in line otherwise.

If you told people "jesus is coming, but long after you are dead" there would be many more gay people and trans people. More drugs too.

If people came to realize Jesus ain't coming back and that there is no heaven or hell, then Christianity would wither on the vine

 

[TangledUpInBlue06]

 

[OGtruthhurts]

sacrilegious freaks

 

[WaynetheDrain]

If people came to realize Jesus ain't coming back and that there is no heaven or hell, then Christianity would wither on the vine

I hope that never happens. I don't want those fucking people to be conscience-free.

 

[fourheels]

 

[GoHeelsweeeehoooo]

 

[SnoopRob]

Is there a reason Jesus always looks like an Irishman?

Except, you mean, when he looks like a California Surfer Dude.