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Here’s how Donald Trump can end this war:
President Trump: “Vladimir, end this war now. Withdrawal all of your forces back to Russia from Ukraine. Stop slaughtering civilians.”
Vladimir Putin: “No.”
President Trump: “ Okay, Vladimir, I will ask the United States Congress to pour weaponry and supplies into Ukraine at a rate at which you’ve never seen, believe me, it will be the most beautiful rate anyone has ever seen. We will give Ukraine a blank check and whatever resources necessary to expel your invading forces. We will also slap you with the bigliest economic sanctions the world has ever seen, believe me, nobody has ever seen economic sanctions this bigly. We will completely decimate your military and your economy for a mere pennies on the dollar. Let us know your decision within 24 hours, and enjoy your flight home your third rate, Third World shit hole country.”
Instead, we are rolling out literal red carpet and literally taking Putin for a joyride in the presidential limo. Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev are both looking at each other in hell right now like, WTF mate!??
President Trump: “Vladimir, end this war now. Withdrawal all of your forces back to Russia from Ukraine. Stop slaughtering civilians.”
Vladimir Putin: “No.”
President Trump: “ Okay, Vladimir, I will ask the United States Congress to pour weaponry and supplies into Ukraine at a rate at which you’ve never seen, believe me, it will be the most beautiful rate anyone has ever seen. We will give Ukraine a blank check and whatever resources necessary to expel your invading forces. We will also slap you with the bigliest economic sanctions the world has ever seen, believe me, nobody has ever seen economic sanctions this bigly. We will completely decimate your military and your economy for a mere pennies on the dollar. Let us know your decision within 24 hours, and enjoy your flight home your third rate, Third World shit hole country.”
Instead, we are rolling out literal red carpet and literally taking Putin for a joyride in the presidential limo. Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev are both looking at each other in hell right now like, WTF mate!??