Tariffs Catch-All

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Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners

WASHINGTON—Saying that Americans should anticipate certain lifestyle changes as a result of his newly announced tariffs, President Donald Trump informed the nation Thursday that they better start liking those little canned wieners. “Hope you aren’t too attached to whatever fancy crap you eat...
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" .... The only way you make it through these next few years is filling every shelf in your pantry with little canned wieners and knocking back the leftover hot dog water with a smile on your face. Buckle up, America. You live in ‘the wiener times’ now.” -Trump

I must admit, I like a can or two of tasty Vienna sausages now and then.
 
Kraftyheel89 said:
Jeremy Siegal, a long time market commentator and professor at Wharton, said earlier today -- "Trump tariffs are the biggest policy mistake in 95 years."

I wonder what that mistake 95 years ago would be. Maybe protectionism and tariffs that partly caused the Depression. The timing seems about right.
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I had a thought yesterday that if I were a reporter, I would poll all of the economic and business professors at Wharton on these tariffs.
Then present the results to Trump and ask him if his Wharton degree is trash or his tariffs trash, because based on what they teach at Wharton, it has to be one or the other.
 
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Bobfripp said:
theonion.com

Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners

WASHINGTON—Saying that Americans should anticipate certain lifestyle changes as a result of his newly announced tariffs, President Donald Trump informed the nation Thursday that they better start liking those little canned wieners. “Hope you aren’t too attached to whatever fancy crap you eat...
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" .... The only way you make it through these next few years is filling every shelf in your pantry with little canned wieners and knocking back the leftover hot dog water with a smile on your face. Buckle up, America. You live in ‘the wiener times’ now.” -Trump

I must admit, I like a can or two of tasty Vienna sausages now and then.
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I can only stomach them in desperation-like bass fishing
 
nycfan said:


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Lol, this boy puts on 14 different facial and hair products to come on a show and lecture about character and how money doesn't matter. Bet you dollars to doughnuts his first real job was sucking 65 year old dick for cash and he's about 15 years from being the employer in that situation rather than the hired help.
 
wmheel1287 said:
Lol, this boy puts on 14 different facial and hair products to come on a show and lecture about character and how money doesn't matter. Bet you dollars to doughnuts his first real job was sucking 65 year old dick for cash and he's about 15 years from being the employer in that situation rather than the hired help.
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Tell us how you really feel, lol. Not that I disagree.

Literally his first statement here is, "losing money costs you nothing" which is by definition completely absurd and clearly false. It costs you the money.

But let's keep this one bookmarked the next time that dumbass complains about losing money. I'm sure he does it on a regular basis.
 
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