The "If Trump wins...." Prediction thread

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The clock is ticking, so we'll see what the Orange Goblin actually does while in office, you know, if he even leaves office and doesn't anoint himself King.

I don't know if these have been mentioned, but I've heard that there will be internment camps, deporting of those who qualify as Dreamers, multiple claims of a ban on all vaccines and an implication that all seed oils will be outlawed.

Some additional concerns:

1. Will all US citizens be required to join and attend a sanctioned church denomination regularly?
2. Will all US citizens be required to tithe 10% of their income to a sanctioned church?
3. When SS and Medicare are done away with, will the sanctioned churches take over responsibility for caring for the elderly and sick?
4. How long will it be before Ashley Babbitt is canonized as a Saint?
5. Will those of the Christian faith be allowed to use other versions of the Bible...the ones without the US Constitution and the Pledge of Allegiance?
6. Will Congress pass a law that requires all images of Jesus to be light skinned, blonde haired and blue eyed?
7. Once all the brown people are rounded up and deported, will the detainment camps be used to house Muslims and atheists until they can be deported?
Hey, look on the bright side, though. You got exactly what you said you wanted!
 
If you're referring to a Trump win, "wanted" is a strong word, particularly since I didn't vote for him.
You quite literally said just last week that given the choice between the two, you wanted Trump to win. I’m just saying that I’m happy for you that you got what you said you wanted!
 
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