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Time to vent about air travel

1. Farting on an airplane doesn't mean it won't smell. Nasty ass people.. And it's always worse on morning flights coming from the West Coast.

2. Sneeze in your damn shirt. Don't you remember Covid?

3. If you get an aisle seat, especially for long flights, f you for getting mad that you have to get up 4 times for people to pee. Nap somewhere else. It's damn 12:30 where you are landing.
 
aGDevil2k said:
Time to vent about air travel

1. Farting on an airplane doesn't mean it won't smell. Nasty ass people.. And it's always worse on morning flights coming from the West Coast.

2. Sneeze in your damn shirt. Don't you remember Covid?

3. If you get an aisle seat, especially for long flights, f you for getting mad that you have to get up 4 times for people to pee. Nap somewhere else. It's damn 12:30 where you are landing.
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Back when you could upgrade to first class when you flew a lot for business and there were empty seats in first class, occasionally I would be bumped up. On one occasion the stewardess passed out wet, warm (microwaved) cloth washcloths to first class passengers. The guy across the aisle from me sort tapped his fingers into his washcloth a couple of time and stopped. I picked mine up and rubbed it all over my face, cleared out the corners of my eyes and eyelids, washed the back of my neck, got my ears and behind my ears, and then throughly washed my hands. I could tell out of the side of my vision, the guy across the aisle was watching me. When I finished, he picked up his washcloth and repeated my actions. When finsihed, he looked over at me and gave me a thumbs up.
 
05C40 said:
Back when you could upgrade to first class when you flew a lot for business and there were empty seats in first class, occasionally I would be bumped up. On one occasion the stewardess passed out wet, warm (microwaved) cloth washcloths to first class passengers. The guy across the aisle from me sort tapped his fingers into his washcloth a couple of time and stopped. I picked mine up and rubbed it all over my face, cleared out the corners of my eyes and eyelids, washed the back of my neck, got my ears and behind my ears, and then throughly washed my hands. I could tell out of the side of my vision, the guy across the aisle was watching me. When I finished, he picked up his washcloth and repeated my actions. When finsihed, he looked over at me and gave me a thumbs up.
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I'd take mine and drape it over my face like I was about to get a barber shop shave and leave it there a minute. The air on airplanes is so dry. It feels so good just to breath through the wet cloth and let the moist heat open up your pores a bit.
 
Just got my Covid and flu vaccine. Missed the Covid one last year and ended up with it on Christmas Eve. My last BiL died that night and I couldn't go down. My son had to take my wife and I had to isolate.
 
aGDevil2k said:
Time to vent about air travel

1. Farting on an airplane doesn't mean it won't smell. Nasty ass people.. And it's always worse on morning flights coming from the West Coast.

2. Sneeze in your damn shirt. Don't you remember Covid?

3. If you get an aisle seat, especially for long flights, f you for getting mad that you have to get up 4 times for people to pee. Nap somewhere else. It's damn 12:30 where you are landing.
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Flight pulls into the gate. Aisle seat, say Row 15. I normally stand up into the aisle just to stretch my legs but patiently way for people to file out. But there's always that lady that thinks she can get off the flight by trying to push her way out....from 15 rows back. WTF?
 
CRHeel94 said:
Flight pulls into the gate. Aisle seat, say Row 15. I normally stand up into the aisle just to stretch my legs but patiently way for people to file out. But there's always that lady that thinks she can get off the flight by trying to push her way out....from 15 rows back. WTF?
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Or the "I put my bag 10 rows behind me so I am going to stop and make everyone else wait for me while I figure out how to get it and deplane" person
 
CRHeel94 said:
Flight pulls into the gate. Aisle seat, say Row 15. I normally stand up into the aisle just to stretch my legs but patiently way for people to file out. But there's always that lady that thinks she can get off the flight by trying to push her way out....from 15 rows back. WTF?
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I just sit there. I'd rather be the last person off than deal with the nonsense.
 
If I'm in a window seat, I just sit there and relax until things start flowing.

The last flight on a real pushy lady slithered forward about three rows until some dude stopper her cold in her tracks.
"I have a really tight connection"
"Lady, don't we all?"
 
UNCatTech said:
I loaned my neighbor my weed eater a week ago and haven't seen him since.
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I have a neighbor like that. When I lend him something, I have to walk over to his house and help him rummage through his stuff before I get it back. When he got married, I included all the stuff that he had currently borrowed in my wedding gift to him. His new wife was getting all (upset) about how cheap I was and he had to remind her that I had given them something on their register also.
 
Ddseddse said:
I'd take mine and drape it over my face like I was about to get a barber shop shave and leave it there a minute. The air on airplanes is so dry. It feels so good just to breath through the wet cloth and let the moist heat open up your pores a bit.
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The absolute worse headache I ever got was on a flight "up " the East Coast. I thought I was having a stroke . As near as I could tell the guy managing the air pressure was not paying attention. The kicker was that was in the days of paper tickets and during my crisis (lol) I lost my ticket and had to pay like 50 bucks to get back a new ticket for the Pittsburgh to Boston leg-to go to Gramps funeral
 
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