How do you really feel? Lol The 40 ish types I know would universally agree with you
That's us Gen Xers. Leave us alone (our parents did!) and we will be just fine!
Doesnt mean we are anti-social, but work isn't my family. Those "we are a family" BS posts on LinkedIn can die. Work will dispose of you in a second. You die? Backfilled. My family doesn't make me track when I need a break.
To the person who asked about Slack/Teams for a class, that would be really hard IMO. BUT I think Teams is better designed for classes. I do think school in person is irreplaceable. But a Teams setup for both class sessions (video) and questions/discussion is the next best thing. Slack is harder because it's poor video conference tools.
Training new employees virtually is very easy if thought-out correctly. You need an onboarding program with set meetings and training. It depends on the job, but in tech, 100% can be virtual.
Face to face meetings? Again don't project an individual need for being in person (regularly) onto everyone. Sure it's cool to hang out sometimes, but once or twice a year is fine. I dont need a week of teambuilding either. Getting to know people? Be intentional. That's the difference being virtual - you have a question, reach out to someone. Want to get to know people, have meetings that aren't just about work. Each week for my team, we start out with an icebreaker question. It's all up to whomever leads the meeting (we rotate weekly) but can be on your favorite food to the best moment of the Olympics you saw. Just be intentional to get to know people and it happens.
One thing: in tech, the vast majority of startups and scale-ups are remote-first. Why? It works, you can establish a GREAT company culture if done right, and it's cheaper. No stupid waste on corporate real estate. My current company has some manufacturing in the headquarters...the rest of the company is remote. The headquarters is catching up, but even an old school company like that is evolving and adapting well.