CFordUNC
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“Everything is so bad! The economy is in shambles! Our country is destroyed!” cries the Republican amidst record low unemployment, record high stock market returns, inflation at a three-year-low, prices lowering, crime rates plummeting, illegal border crossings dropping like a rock.
“Nobody can afford anything anymore!” cries the MAGA as they buy another boat, upgrade another $90,000 pickup truck, and book another expensive vacation.
“We need to get this country back on the right track like it was four years ago!” cries the Trump voter, conveniently (purposefully) forgetting when we were all locked in our homes, with inflation exploding, the economy cratering, millions losing their jobs, and hundreds of thousands dying because Donald Trump was a complete fucking catastrophe at handling a crisis.
“I have to vote for Trump, he will lower my taxes and communist Kamala is going to tax me at 100%!” claims the allegedly “moderate independent thinking” voter whose household income is $175,000, whose net worth is around five figures if they’re lucky, and who couldn’t pick out unrealized gains if you spotted them a dictionary.
Sounds like a whole bunch of right wingers need to put on their big boy britches and pull themselves up by the bootstraps!
“Nobody can afford anything anymore!” cries the MAGA as they buy another boat, upgrade another $90,000 pickup truck, and book another expensive vacation.
“We need to get this country back on the right track like it was four years ago!” cries the Trump voter, conveniently (purposefully) forgetting when we were all locked in our homes, with inflation exploding, the economy cratering, millions losing their jobs, and hundreds of thousands dying because Donald Trump was a complete fucking catastrophe at handling a crisis.
“I have to vote for Trump, he will lower my taxes and communist Kamala is going to tax me at 100%!” claims the allegedly “moderate independent thinking” voter whose household income is $175,000, whose net worth is around five figures if they’re lucky, and who couldn’t pick out unrealized gains if you spotted them a dictionary.
Sounds like a whole bunch of right wingers need to put on their big boy britches and pull themselves up by the bootstraps!
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