Rapture is scheduled for tomorrow

[GoHeelsweeeehoooo]

I hope everyone is ready!!!

 

[finesse]

Mood music.

 

[heel79]

At first I thought I need to get my shit in order, then I realized, no point. Might start drinking early today.

 

[sringwal]

 

[tarheelbillie]

Good news…that will be the end of MAGA. They all leave…problem solved.

 

[ZenMode]

According to the NY Post story, Jesus told some pastor he was coming back on the 23rd of September....or maybe the 24th of September.

Pastor says vision told him Jesus will return to Earth this month

One pastor’s viral vision has believers walking on water in anticipation.

nypost.com

 

[4thgenheel]

 

[heelinhell]

no worries...

The Rapture has been cancelled and rescheduled over and over for two thousand years. If you are not ready, just wait another 100 years or so.

 

[dukeman92]

Spoke to Trump, It's two weeks away.

 

[theel4life]

 

[1moretimeagain]

 

[UNCatTech]

I hope everyone is ready!!!

I've seen several really funny post about this.
Like asking for the house keys, since they will no longer need them.

On person offered dog and cat sitting, pay in advance, for those who will be Rapture and want their pets taken care of.

I like the idea of placing clothes randomly on sidewalks, so when they wake up on the 23rd and are still here they will feel left behind. Also, filling blow up dolls with helium and dressing them. Then release on the morning of the 23rd.

 

[UNCatTech]

Good news…that will be the end of MAGA. They all leave…problem solved.

Yea, I doubt most are real Christians. But we can hope.

 

[sringwal]

As long as it happens before 4:00 PM eastern time tomorrow. I have a meeting that I don't particularly want to attend.

 

[korgguy1971]

Good news…that will be the end of MAGA. They all leave…problem solved.

/

 

[heelinhell]

Good news…that will be the end of MAGA. They all leave…problem solved.

and then it will be God's problem...

 

[Kingpin]

I guess I could star in “Left Behind”, but am afraid of being left here with all the MAGA and Evangelical Christian Nationalists.

 

[tarheelbillie]

no worries...

The Rapture has been cancelled and rescheduled over and over for two thousand years. If you are not ready, just wait another 100 years or so.

Seems there is a new prediction every few years. Most recent I found referenced was 2017.

 

[donbosco]

Spoke to Trump, It's two weeks away.

TACO

 

[PTOHeel]

I have dental work scheduled for next week so this is good timing.