Trump "Press Conference" Game Thread

[UNCRushFan]

I had no idea medical science had evolved to the point of being able to somehow still perform an abortion after the baby was born. I really need to read JAMA or The Lancet more often. God knows what other revolutionary procedures I've missed out on.

 

[CFordUNC]

 

[1moretimeagain]

On Jewish voters…. “I gave them Golan Heights.”

 

[lawtig02]

 

[Rock]

And there's a plant to ask about Willie Brown..

 

[farce©]

On Jewish voters…. “I gave them Golan Heights.”

I had no idea. What a nice gift.

 

[He's Not Here]

VERY TRUE SIR! VERY TRUE! YOU ARE LEADING BY BIGLY AMOUNTS, UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNTS, NOBODY HAS EVER LED BY THESE AMOUNTS BEFORE! YOU DONT EVER NEED TO CAMPAIGN AGAIN SIR!

At this point, Hollywood could just create a fake White House and have Trump move in. The rest of us could move on and he’ll play the role of president. He’ll never know the difference

 

[altmin]

“This time, people will realize how batshit crazy he is, surely. Right?”

 

[lawtig02]

Wait, Trump almost went down on Willie Brown in a helicopter???

 

[Icky Mettle]

YES!!!! YOURE SO RIGHT SIR!!!! MANAY MANY BIGLIER MORE PEOPLE THAN MLK HAD!

At least he’s focusing on the important things: crowd sizes.

 

[Rock]

At this point, Hollywood could just create a fake White House and have Trump move in. The rest of us could move on and he’ll play the role of president. He’ll never know the difference

I will say, I will probably listen to just about everything Trump says or does up until the election and should he lose, I will do everything in my power to avoid ever hearing or seeing him again. I'm so tired of him as are millions of Americans.

 

[chawkheel]

What a horribly insecure little man.

 

[RockyMtnHoo]

At least he’s focusing on the important things: crowd sizes.

I mean he did want to debate golf scores with Biden.

 

[farce©]

At this point, Hollywood could just create a fake White House and have Trump move in. The rest of us could move on and he’ll play the role of president. He’ll never know the difference

And Ken Jeong could stop in to visit Trump at the fake White House and tell him he is Xi Jinping

 

[CFordUNC]

 

[korgguy1971]

At this point, Hollywood could just create a fake White House and have Trump move in. The rest of us could move on and he’ll play the role of president. He’ll never know the difference

I want to say they used to do that for his father - for real. Fred would never retire despite his family wanting him to, b/c his father taught him that "when you retire, you expire." He gradually got worse with his mental faculties and they'd still let him go into the office, but would give him bullshit papers to sign and whatever else to give him the illusion he was still running things.

Really not a terrible idea, tbh.

 

[lawtig02]

The only thing that concerns me is that something he’s saying today might be the right wing militias’ code word to get moving. There’s no way he thinks he can win an election with this BS

 

[CFordUNC]

This is truly jaw-dropping. Had no idea it could get even better for the Dems than the NABJ disaster last week but hot damn this is it!

 

[CFordUNC]

 

[lawtig02]

Seriously, is he having a manic episode?