Trump "Press Conference" Game Thread

[kickazzz2000]

So we drill baby drilled too much?

 

[UNCRx85]

 

[RockyMtnHoo]

I feel like the only way any Republican of significance is going to dare say anything, is when it becomes clear they’re going to lose down-ballot Senate & House seats they thought they had.

Until that becomes likely, they’ll keep pretending like this is something close to normal.

 

[CFordUNC]

Me right now trying to find our board MAGAs

 

[lawtig02]

Trump has not said a single thing today that will add even one vote to his tally, and he’s managed to piss off about 75% of Americans. What an absolute catastrophe.

 

[CFordUNC]

Have we considered the possibility that DJT has TDS himself?

 

[OahuHiHeel]

Just now: "Democrats are allowing abortions into the 8th, 9th month - even after birth."

Even after birth?? What the fuck

Pubs - pro life
Dems - pro death
Got it.

 

[OahuHiHeel]

His ear has really made a remarkable recovery, though.

Like Duhon's rib level recovery. Amazing.

 

[korgguy1971]

"They could take the wife of a president of the United States and put her in jail - that's a terrible thing, but then I come along and they want to do it to me."

Did Melania do something?

 

[lawtig02]

Trump’s had a lot of horrible days. This might be the worst.

 

[quakerdevil]

Trump's base is 75% of the country, apparently

 

[tallheel95]

Is this the Pub version of the Biden debate performance?

 

[lawtig02]

Is this the Pub version of the Biden debate appearance?

In a rational world, this would be a million times worse.

 

[UNCRx85]

I feel like the only way any Republican of significance is going to dare say anything, is when it becomes clear they’re going to lose down-ballot Senate & House seats they thought they had.

Until that becomes likely, they’ll keep pretending like this is something close to normal.

and even then, they'll utter nary a critical word of him. They're all spineless weenies. They're going down with the ship. And they all f*cking deserve it.

 

[He's Not Here]

They’re going to try to replace this idiot. No way you can keep going with this.

Can’t. It’s too late to get someone on the Ohio ballot.

 

[UNCRx85]

I can't imagine him ever actually answering this question

 

[quakerdevil]

Is this the Pub version of the Biden debate performance?

Nah that was the NABJ event. This is the side of ketchup that'll be thrown on the wall.

 

[farce©]

Can’t. It’s too late to get someone on the Ohio ballot.

Pffft. The veto proof GOP legislature can get that fixed for a Republican candidate.

 

[lawtig02]

I can't imagine him ever actually answering this question

That was by far the best question in the whole press conference.

 

[CFordUNC]