I spent so much time watching Trump's stupid ass DJT stock that I didn't even think about the obvious beneficiaries if Trump won the election: Thiel and Musk. Could've bought cheap (anywhere from 15 to 40 cents) out of the money calls expiring today on Palantir and Tesla this past Monday. The Palantir Nov 50 calls expiring today are currently trading $8, i.e., 2000% increase since Monday, i.e., $10,000 on Monday is now worth $200,000. The Tesla Nov 300 calls expiring today (these could've been gotten all day long on Monday for 15 cents) are currently trading $18.50, a ~13,000% increase, i.e., $10,000 on Monday is now worth $1.3 million. DOH!! Still would've hating seeing Trump win but that sure would've taken a little bit of the sting out of it, at least on a personal level. I doubt I would've had the balls to put $10K on those positions even if I had thought about it but I probably would've put a grand or two on it. Certainly wouldn't have been life changing but it woulda been nice...