What boggles the mind is a story that blew up over the last 48 hours due to a discredited hot-taker (Pablo Torre) stating that there was a nonzero chance that Chapel Bill never coaches a game. This was not based on any insider information, it was just one dude's opinion and the media ran with it with stories about how Bill is likely on his way out.
Pablo was not wrong. It is entirely possible that Bill Belichick never coaches a game at UNC. Belichik could get hit by a bus tomorrow. However, speculation about every possible outcome that even has the smallest chance of happening is not news. It is simply bullshit. There is also a nonzero chance that Belichick goes undefeated and wins a natty as UNC's head coach. There is a nonzero chance that after Belichik dies, he is cloned and Belichik 2.0 comes to UNC and coaches from 2050-2090 and wins 32 consecutive national titles. There is a nonzero chance that Torre gets gorked on cocaine and ketamine and legally changes his name to TurdsinMaMouffMouff. Where are the news articles about that?